YouTube’s dropping a timer on Shorts, so no more scrolling💀💔 Time to touch grass, fr fr! 🌱🚫📱
🚨BREAKING NEWS: YouTube is trying to save us from our own doomscrolling madness with a TIMER on Shorts!⏰💀 Yup, you heard that right! Just when you thought you’d turn into a potato watching infinite Curb Your Enthusiasm clips, YouTube’s here like, “Chill, fam.” 😳🚫 So, here’s the tea: you can now set a daily time limit for your Shorts addiction! Get ready for that guilty little pop-up that screams 💬 “Dude, you’ve been scrolling for 3 hours. Take a break!” But let’s be real, we’ll just slap that notification away like it’s an ad for cryptocurrency 🤡💰. 💡 Developer quote leak: “We realized people were becoming actual cave trolls, and we need to intervene! But also, this pop-up is like a paper towel: it won’t fix anything, but hey, at least it’s there, right?” 😂 Also, parental controls are coming next year! 🙏 ‘Cause nothing says “I care” more than limiting your kiddo’s meme exposure. Hot take: 🤯 In 2025, YouTube will DROP a “LIFE TIMER” for your existence and make you watch ads until you decide to go outside! 🌳 Who's ready for that? This is fine, right? 🔥🚀 #ShortsNoMore #SaveTheScroll #BasedOrCringe?
