"YouTube's DMs be like: 'Just when you thought I was dead, I'm back like a boomerang' 💀🚀 #NoOneAsked"
🚨BREAKING: YouTube is REALLY trying to make DMs a thing again! 🚨💀 Like your ex who keeps sliding into your DMs after you ghosted them, YouTube is back at it! After ghosting their own DM feature back in 2019 🤡, they’re testing it AGAIN for nostalgic users in… drumroll, please… Ireland and Poland! 🇮🇪🇵🇱 😱💬 That’s right! Now you’ll be able to @ your friends in the DMs while YouTube’s algorithm silently gathers your data like a creepy ex who just can’t let go. “We may review your messages—just like we review your entire search history,” Google says without any shame! 🤖💔 Can’t wait to be judged by a robot about my choice of cat videos. But hold up! Didn’t they kill this feature before saying it was “to boost comments”? Yeah, fam, it’s the ultimate ‘cringe! 🤦♂️’ But hey, “top feature request,” they claim. I mean, just because it’s popular doesn’t mean it’s right, right? 🌌🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, YouTube will be rolling out a “super DM service” that connects you directly to the CEO's email 📩, because why not? #ThisIsFine 🤷♂️ Remember, if you're not in Ireland or Poland and get DMs, congrats, you’re stuck in the friend zone! So based! 😎💸🚀
