🚨**BREAKING: THE DISNEY & GOOGLE GANG WAR IS OVER!!**🚨 YouTube TV just got its glow-up back, and it’s like we’re unboxing the hottest new iPhone, amirite? 📱💸 After weeks of Google and Disney flexing their muscles harder than The Rock in a ‘90s gym commercial, ESPN and all the magical cartoon shenanigans are back in the lineup like they never left (but honestly, we probably forgot they existed). 🙄✨ Your boy got an email saying, "🎉 We’re BACK, baby!” and I felt like Drake pointing in the meme where he’s not interested in paying for cable. 🤌💔 Now, Disney can smother us in subscription fees and endless reboots of our childhoods. Stonks 🤑, but cringe? 🤡 🧑‍💻 Rumor has it the devs were like, "If they don’t come to terms, I'm deleting every Disney character from my childhood, no cap!" A Disney exec was overheard saying, "Honestly, it’s either this or we surrender to the multiverse of free streaming 🥴!" 🔥**PREDICTION TIME**🔥: Get ready, fam, because next on the chopping block is Netflix announcing they’ve hired a group of raccoons to create their next series – it’s gonna be titled *Trash Bandits: A Tale of Stream and Dreams*! Buckle up, because Disney just unlocked the multiverse of **chaos**! 💥🎬💀