🚨💥 ALERT: YouTube TV vs. Disney — The BATTLE for your eyeballs has begun!!! 🚨💥 Brace yourselves, fam! Last night, Disney pulled a classic "no cap" move 🧐 and snatched away ESPN and ABC from YouTube TV like they were last week’s leftovers. That’s right, no NBA games, college football, or Saturday night vibes on your flatscreen! 💔 Fans are like: Drake: 👀 "I’m sorry, but… I’m not sorry." YouTube TV just said “👋 bye-bye!” to Disney’s channels and now we’re all left here with our popcorn, watching two billion-dollar companies play chicken. 🤡💰 Are we getting a refund for our *sub*scriptions or nah? #RIPMyNBANight 🔥 In an exclusive leaked convo (totally not made up) between Disney execs: 🎤 “We need more money!” 💰 🎤 “Nah, we’re gonna charge you for wanting to charge us.” 💸 #Stonks 🤷‍♂️ YouTube TV thinks all of this is fine: 🐶🔥 *cue the “This Is Fine” meme* But seriously, what’s next? No ESPN means we gotta watch the games on *actual* TV? Like, *ewww* 😵 Imagine being forced to talk to your family. So grab your phones, stream from your buddy's Hulu, or risk watching paint dry because one of these companies will fold like a cheap suit. 🤖🚀 Hot take: 🌟 I predict YouTube TV will reinvent itself as YouTube Karaoke TV and we’ll all be belting out “Let It Go” until we get our sports channels back! 🎤💀 Share this if you’re vibing with the chaos!