🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: YOUTUBE TV AND DISNEY IS 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖗! 💔👀 Y’all ever wake up feeling like this? 😱 Day 12 of YouTube TV’s blackout of Disney channels feels like an unholy hand of Fate is gripping our remote controls while we’re twitching in the dark! 🥴 Just wanted to sip my coffee and watch some good ol’ Jeopardy! Questions, but now I'm stuck staring at the wall like it’s a David Lynch film. 🌀💀 🚫⚔️ Disney and YouTube TV out here like the Krabby Patty secret formula—impossible to find! Meanwhile, your boy’s forced to watch a bootleg TikTok where someone answers trivia with an air horn instead of Alex Trebek. DEATH! 😩🔥 Leaked quote from a YouTube dev: “When we said blackout, we meant BLACKOUT. Just like my social life when I can't find a streaming option!! 🤡” And let’s not forget about the stonks: 📉 People are trading their subscriptions like they’re Pokémon cards. 📈 “I choose you, YouTube TV!... Oh wait, you’re useless now!” 🤣 So what’s next? Disney+ and YouTube TV are about to start charging rent for not-existing channels! 😂💰 Watch out for the “Cable-tion” trend: everyone’s going back to VHS just to catch a glimpse of Timon and Pumbaa! 🤖🔥💀 Honestly, at this point, I predict we’re all going to start trading VHS tapes in