🚨🎥 *BREAKING NEWS: YOUTUBE TV & NBC IN A CARRIAGE FEE CATFIGHT!* 🎥🚨 💔 Last month, it was Fox, this month it's NBC! Your fav streaming service is basically just two exes throwing shade now. Seriously, how many times do we have to watch corporate drama unfold? 💔💅 Imagine NBCUniversal strolling up to YouTube TV like: "We need more 💰 for our sweet, sweet content or else we're ghosting you faster than your last Tinder date!" 😱💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We told them we’d be willing to slap a ‘please help’ sticker on our code before giving in!” 😂 Right now, we’re in a “short-term extension” (basically corporate dating 101) while they negotiate. But if they don’t cook up a deal soon, NBC might just disappear like masterful TikTok dance moves on a Monday morning. So, what’s on the chopping block? NFL games, college football, and *gasp* NBA action?! 🏈🏀 Are we seriously about to be stuck watching just re-runs of *The Office* on repeat? This is fine. 🔥 Mark my words, if this doesn’t settle soon, YouTube TV is about to enter an existential crisis of *The Crying Michael Jordan* meme proportions. Stonks go down, folks. 📉 *Hot take*: In a few months, we’ll ALL be tuning into the YouTube TV/NBC “Reality Show” for drama and who gets to keep their channels. Just wait for it. 🤡🔥💀