🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS from the land of “we’re totally not stealing your money” – YouTube TV just dropped a $20 credit like it’s hot! 💵🔥 Why? Bc they still can’t find their distant cousin, Auntie Disney! 🦁👑🤣 So YouTube TV said: “Hey fam, sorry our cable is like a bad Tinder date – no Disney+ content! Here’s $20 to keep you from seething.” 🤖👏💔 This is like getting a participation trophy for showing up to a burning party – but hey, some stonks are better than none, amirite? 📉💀 👀💬 “We’re not cryin', just vibin’?” said one YouTube dev, who obviously has their head in the cloud while we’re stuck in the meme-verse. “Disney needs to chill bro. It’s like they’re playing hide and seek, but no one wants to find them!” 😂🤡💔 To redeem this awesome gift, just scroll through the wasteland of options and click the “please don’t ghost me” button. No cap, easy peasy lemon squeezy! 🍋🕵️‍♂️ But let’s get real: My hot take? In 2025, instead of streaming fights, we all just huddle in our basements playing tic-tac-toe on our 8-bit consoles! 🤯🚀 Buckle up, this ride’s about to get weirder! #TechIsBroke #YouTubeTVChaos