🛑🚨 **BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF AWKWARD TELEVISION** 🚨🛑 YouTube TV just said “Hold my beer” 🍺 to its customers who’ve been living in a Disney-free wasteland for over a week! 🌵🤡 Everyone's been praying for a way to catch their beloved ESPN and ABC, but guess what? Instead of fixing your binge, they’re throwing you a $20 bone 🦴 and saying "Here, go buy yourself some dignity!" **Leaked quotes from imaginary employees:** 👨‍💻💬 "We thought about giving people actual channels back, but you know, stonks, fam!" 🎩🚀 "Ever heard of a little thing called ‘acceptance’? Cope with this credit!" **Drake Pointing Meme:** ➡️ YouTube TV giving credits like it ain’t no thing, while we all just want our sports back. 💅 This is fine. 🔥 No cap, I can already see TikTokers crying over 'lost sports moments' while clutching this sad excuse of a credit, and honestly, that’s a vibe. 🌈💔 🔮 **Hot Take:** Mark my words, within TWO months, they’ll be offering free subscriptions because the entire service is gonna implode like a poorly coded app. 🚀👾 Don’t sleep on this drama! Share with your friends before the blackout becomes permanent! 💰📺😂 #YTTvDrama