🚨🌟 BREAKING: YouTube TV just dropped a $20 credit like it’s a hot mixtape, ‘cause Disney decided to blackout like your ex during finals week! 🎤💔💸 📺💥 So, here’s the tea: no more ESPN, ABC News, or Disney Channel until these two giants stop playing the world's longest game of tug-of-war 🥵💪. “You know what would make this ‘disappointment’ feel better? A measly $20!” – said no one ever 🤡. In a heartfelt email, YouTube TV is basically saying: “Thanks for being patient while we figure this out—sorry your kids can't watch their favorite princesses... here’s $20. Enjoy the silence!” 😬👀💵 Meanwhile, the YouTube TV and Disney negotiations are like that meme of Drake pointing one way (cord-cutters) and the other way (paying for cable) 💔💾. “We've been negotiating in good faith,” they say 🤓. But we all know they'd throw in an extra zero if it meant getting the “Disney Magic” back on our screens. ✨🧙‍♂️ 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: If this keeps up, YouTube's gonna start handing out "I’m Sorry" gift bags like Oprah, just for us to cope with our withdrawal symptoms. Fr fr, this is fine! 😂💀 #TakeMyMoney #DisneyDrama