💔🚨 BREAKING: YouTube TV vs. Disney - An Epic Streaming Showdown We're All Here for! 🎥🍿 *In a plot twist nobody wanted but EVERYONE is vibin' with, Disney pulled a classic soap opera move and ghosted YouTube TV faster than you can say "no cap"! 💀* Yup, the beloved ABC and ESPN channels are taking a permanent vacation, leaving sports fans clutching their popcorn and praying to the streaming gods. Don’t worry, though; you can still watch college football on... oh wait, you can't! 😭⚽️ *YouTube TV announced a $20 credit for this digital dumpster fire of a blackout. Literally, that’s like giving a kid a cookie after they fell off their bike—totally useless. 🤷‍♂️* Oh, and guess what? That credit *hasn't even kicked in.* *Cue the "this is fine" meme.* 🔥🔥 👀 *“I was just trying to watch my 'Abbott Elementary' fix!"* - Random YouTube TV User, probably. So how do you cope with this cringe-fest? Go back to dial-up? Watch the games on a potato? 🤖🥔 🔮 *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* Within 6 months, we'll be watching college football on TikTok, where the whole game is summarized in 15-second dance clips. *Stonks?* More like, 🚀 “Stonks for the Next Generation!” Now go forth and share this madness, fam! ✌️👾