🚨 Y'all, grab your popcorn and get ready for the ultimate reality show: **"How Many Channels Can YouTube TV Lose Before It Becomes Just a YouTube Channel?"** 🎥🍿 So apparently, YouTube TV is about to hit the unsubscribe button on NBC's channels like it's that one friend stealing your fries at dinner. Last month it was Fox saying “Deuces!”—and now NBC is ready to pull a Houdini by the end of September if they can’t agree on some cash flow! 💸💀 Imagine it: sports fans missing the NFL, college football, and the return of the NBA! 🏈🏀 Like, what are you gonna do? Watch your grandma knit? This is fine! ☕️🔥 Some "leaked" developer conversations are flying around: Dev 1: "What’s the plan if we lose NBC?" Dev 2: *Throws hands in air* "We just become another Twitch streamer at this point." 🤷‍♂️ And honestly, who needs NBC anyway? They have more reboots than a middle school science fair project! 🤡✨ Here’s the kicker: if they don’t sort this out, I’m predicting YouTube TV turns into a soft remake of "Lost," where we’re all just stranded in a sea of angry football fans. 🌊🤖 **Hot take:** YouTube TV might just become the next big meme. I can see it now: "YouTube TV: Now with 100% Fewer Channels!" Stonks? More like stonks plummeting! 🚀📉