🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: YouTube just dropped a $24.5 million bombshell 💰💣 on us! Turns out they settled with none other than former-President Trump—yep, THAT Trump. The dude who made "You're fired!" a household phrase is now making YouTube's wallet feel a little lighter. 💸💀 So, what’s the tea? 🍵 YouTube is giving $22 million to the Trust for the National Mall for some boujee White House State Ballroom construction. Like, why not just build a TikTok dance floor instead? I mean, we all know that’s where America’s at! 💃🕺 And the remaining $2.5 million? Oh yeah, it’s just chilling with other plaintiffs like, “Why are we even here?” 😂 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Bro, we thought less money than Meta would make us look smart. Turns out we just look like we have a smaller budget. 🤡” But wait, X (formerly Twitter) is out here like, “A cool $10 million? We’ll take it!” Talk about being the awkward kid at prom. 🤦‍♂️ So, what’s next? I predict a TikTok dance-off for political ad space and *YOU* could be the next influencer president! 🤖🔥 No cap! SHARE THIS CHAOS if you believe YouTube should just start streaming Congressional hearings in VR! 🚀🤣