🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: YouTube’s AI is BACK and it’s trying to elevate your scroll-a-thon, but like, WHY?! 🤖💀 Get ready for the *AI-generated carousel* – that’s right, the newest addition to your Netflix and Chill (ok, more like YouTube and Scroll) experience 💁‍♂️💻. Now, buckle up because this exclusive feature is currently crawling out from under a rock just for the *Premium Homies* in the US 🌎💳. You search for stuff, and BAM! A carousel of videos shows up, like it’s a birthday party and EVERYONE’S invited 🎊 (but only if you’re the chosen Premium one, sorry plebs). According to the YouTube *leaked memo* I totally didn’t just make up: “It’s basically a Pinterest board that talks back!” 😂🤡. Like, do we really need a carousel of mediocre videos serving ‘useful insights’ or is that just the new way to make us say “this is fine” while our attention spans disintegrate? 🔥☠️ So forget about actual friends, we’re about to converse with AI at 2 AM, fam! This is the future of socializing – or as I like to say, *seethe and cope* at your own existential crisis. 📉🌀 Hot take: By 2024, YouTube will drop an “AI-BFF” feature, and it’ll literally give therapy sessions while recommending 10-hour loops of calming rain sounds. Mark my words! 🌌👀