🚨BREAKING: YOUTUBE’S NEW AI: PODCASTS ARE NOW 100% CLIPS, 0% FUN! 📉😂 Yo, fam, YouTube just dropped the news like it’s hot 🔥: they’re unleashing AI to turn our beloved audio-only podcasts into bite-sized video clips, because who needs to listen when you can watch a still image of a dude with a mic? 🎤💻 It’s like they said, “Y’all can’t handle 1 hour of *actual content*, let’s chop that down to 30 seconds of cringe!” 🐣💔 Say goodbye to the art of long-form convo and hello to an endless scroll of “This is fine” dog memes and “Wanna hear my podcast pitch?” selfies. 🤖 Developer Quote from the “Leaked” Slack Channel: “I used to think podcasts were intimate... now they’re just cold, cut-up sausage links of content.” 🤡💀 Meanwhile, podcasters everywhere are like: *Drake pointing* to the “YouTube algorithm” like it’s the holy grail of publicity—until it decides your gripping storytelling is less relevant than a cat video. 🐱💰 But what’s next? I predict YouTube will launch “podcast music videos,” where we watch a robot dance on the screen while we *LISTEN* to Joe Rogan talk about Bigfoot. GET READY, PEOPLE! 🚀 Share this chaos and let’s watch the podcasting world spiral into madness! 🌪️😆 #ChaosReigns #AIOverlords