🚨🔥💥 STOP EVERYTHING! YouTube just dropped a new feature that’s gonna have you like 😱💀. Kinda wild, right? I mean, lemme get this straight: you’re RESTRICTING my precious never-ending scroll of cat fails and dance challenges? *shudders* This is the equivalent of putting a tiny hand on my shoulder during my ALL-NIGHT "study" session! 😵📚 Introducing the "Daily Timer" – or as I like to call it, “the stonks of saving your sanity.” 🤡💸 YouTube really said, “Here’s your life back, but we still want you to be addicted to our Shorts! What a JOKE! 😂” Just when you’re vibing to a 3-second giraffe doing the Macarena, boom! You’re suddenly thrust into the harsh reality of working on that influencer glow-up. 👀 BREAKING: I have a "leaked" convo from a YT developer: Dev1: "We’re literally just trying to save them from their own bad decisions." Dev2: "But we only let them binge-watch until they’re dead inside, right?" Dev1: "No cap, LOL!" This whole situation has "This is fine" energy, and I'm here for it, but can we please just leave my endless scroll alone? 🥲 Prediction time: By 2025, YouTube will be fully self-aware and start sending you motivational quotes after every 10 minutes of scrolling. "Don't forget to stretch and drink water, you couch potato!" 🥤🛋️.érieur