🚨🎉 BREAKING: YouTube is officially weaponizing AI to turn your recs into complete chaos! 🤖💥 Get ready for even MORE “How to Train Your Dragon” fan cams and pancake flipping tutorials you never asked for! 🍳🦄💀 According to “totally credible” sources (aka the guy in my basement who has a shrine for MrBeast), YouTube is cranking the AI dial up to 11 for those Premium users. 🚀💸 “We want to make your feed feel like a never-ending scroll through the multiverse of weirdness,” said one dev we totally didn’t make up. 💅🤷‍♂️ So, what does this mean? Well, get ready for an AI-powered video carousel that’s gonna feel like those moments when your phone autocorrects your text to “Rage Against the Machine” when you just wanted to say “hi.” 🤦‍♂️🔥 Like, fr fr, who needs finesse when you have content that DOES NOT GAF? 📈🤡 Now, instead of watching cute puppies, you might find yourself knee-deep in conspiracy theories about how cats are actually aliens. 🐱👽 This is the future, folks! My hot take? In 5 years, YouTube will be completely taken over by AI, and we’ll all just be vibing to 24/7 livestreams of potato chips being unboxed. 🍟📦💀 This is fine… right? 🤣💔