🚨 BREAKING: YouTube just dropped a bomb 💣 and it’s not even in HD yet! 🤯✨ Your 240p throwback of “Why Cats Are Secretly Ancient Aliens” is about to get a glow-up like it just walked outta a TikTok beauty filter party. Get ready to see those pixelated furballs in 4K 🎉🎥! But, wait... there’s a catch 🤔. You can opt out if you wanna keep watching the cringe in potato quality, fams. 🙅‍♂️ This is like Drake pointing at your old videos saying, “Nah, let’s keep it ugly!” 🥴 No cap, who wouldn’t wanna scream, “THAT’S MY BABY!” at a freshly polished, crisp cat video? 😂🐱 **Leaked Developer Quotes:** “We honestly just wanna see if people will care more about video quality than their WiFi bills... which they won’t, lmao.” 🤷‍♂️ - *Anonymous Dev.* And speaking of bills, YouTube’s apparently trying to boost their stonks 📈 by flexing on viewers with 4K magic - just remember to keep your Internet on life support so you can chug that data! 💰💔 Prediction alert: Soon, there’ll be a black market for retro 240p videos. “I’ve got that classic meme format, tradesies for a 4K version of *Baby Shark*?” 🔥💀 Get ready, folks: 2024 is the year I predict *YouTube will start charging for nostalgia.* And I’m here for the chaos! 😈🚀