🚀🔥 *BREAKING NEWS*: Mice are BACK and they’re not just here to catch your crumbs! 💀🖱️ We’re talking *ergonomic* mice, baby! 🧸 So if your wrist feels like it’s auditioning for the next Terminator movie, listen up! 👀 Wrist cramps got you looking like you're trying to pick up a pizza with chopsticks? 🍕🥢 Fear not! The WIRED folks did the heavy lifting (and wrist pain testing) for you! 👷‍♂️💪 Forget the gamer bros with their overpriced RGB disco balls – we’re going full *no cap* on this ergonomic revolution. 🤩✨ 💬 Developer Quote Leaked (totally real): "I tried that gaming mouse, my wrist is now permanently stuck in the 'Cringe' position. Send help!" 🆘 🔥 Our top picks are basically the eSports champions of wrist relief! If your mouse isn’t making you feel like a god among mere mortals, did you even buy a mouse?! 🐀👑 📉 Remember the last time you got a blister from gripping your mouse like it’s the last slice of pizza? Yeah, me neither! *This is fine.* 😂 🌌 Hot take: By 2025, your mouse will *actually* be a small robot that massages your wrist while you work. Who wants to play games when you can have a personal assistant that feels your pain? Based! 🤖💰 Share this or I’ll send my ergonomic mouse army after you! 🙈🚀