🚨🍕💔 **BREAKING: Your DoorDash Data is as Exposed as That One Friend on a First Date!** 💔🍕🚨 So, *TOO COOL* DoorDash just pulled a *YIKES* 😂. Apparently, their employees are out here falling for social-engineering scams like they're in an epic episode of "The Office"—cue Michael Scott with a "Whoopsie!" 🤦‍♂️. Apparently, some hacker played the ultimate "Guess Who?" and BAM! YOUR personal deets are out there just like that avocado toast you regret buying. 💸🥑 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, I just thought they were trying to sell me cryptocurrency… I still don’t get why no one wants my DashCoin 🍕💰.” So yeah, your name, address, and secret love for pineapple pizza is now in the wild—unlike that last slice you were saving. 🍍🚫💀 Meanwhile, customers are going full *this is fine* mode with their "What flavor of disaster am I today?" 🤷‍♂️. On the bright side, now your stalker doesn’t even need to try... 🤖🔥 **Hot Take:** At this point, just let me slice my own pizza—how hard can it be? DoorDash is now officially gaslit, gatekept, and no longer invited to the cookout! 🤡🚀💥 So yeah, hold on tight—next time you order, you might just be inviting a hacker for dinner. 🍽️👾💯 *Stay safe out there, fam!*