
๐๐ You can vibe at home & get your flu shot now? No cap, thatโs peak couch potato energy! ๐๐ฅ
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: HOME FLU VACCINES ARE A THING NOW! ๐๐จ You heard it right, fam! Instead of putting on pants and going to the pharmacy (what is this, 1999? ๐คก), you can now just have the flu vaccine shipped like a pair of fresh Yeezys right to your door! ๐ก๐ฆ No more awkward small talk with the pharmacist about your weird cough! ๐ AstraZenecaโs *FluMist* is now available for your uninformed self to administerโbecause who needs a healthcare professional when you can be the doctor? ๐ค๐ โYo, I just got my FluMist, can I add it to my online dating profile or what?โ said literally no one ever. But fr fr, this stuff was approved way back in 2003, so itโs basically ancient magic at this point. ๐งโโ๏ธโจ ๐๐ And hereโs the kicker: the FDA gave the green light last September for you to jam a vaccine up your own nose! Because if the internet canโt convince you to take that TikTok challenge, maybe a nasal spray will? So, whatโs next? Self-administered COVID boosters delivered via Amazon Prime? Whereโs my tech startup?? Stonks going up, baby! ๐๐ฐ Hot take: In 5 years, weโll do everything from MRNA sushi ๐ฃ to CRISPR tacos! ๐คฏ Get ready to feast like a biohacker, my dudes! #FluMistChallenge ๐๐