🚨💉 BREAKING NEWS: HOME FLU VACCINES ARE A THING NOW! 💉🚨 You heard it right, fam! Instead of putting on pants and going to the pharmacy (what is this, 1999? 🤡), you can now just have the flu vaccine shipped like a pair of fresh Yeezys right to your door! 🏡📦 No more awkward small talk with the pharmacist about your weird cough! 💀 AstraZeneca’s *FluMist* is now available for your uninformed self to administer—because who needs a healthcare professional when you can be the doctor? 🤖💉 “Yo, I just got my FluMist, can I add it to my online dating profile or what?” said literally no one ever. But fr fr, this stuff was approved way back in 2003, so it’s basically ancient magic at this point. 🧙‍♂️✨ 🔍🚀 And here’s the kicker: the FDA gave the green light last September for you to jam a vaccine up your own nose! Because if the internet can’t convince you to take that TikTok challenge, maybe a nasal spray will? So, what’s next? Self-administered COVID boosters delivered via Amazon Prime? Where’s my tech startup?? Stonks going up, baby! 📈💰 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll do everything from MRNA sushi 🍣 to CRISPR tacos! 🤯 Get ready to feast like a biohacker, my dudes! #FluMistChallenge 💀🌌