🎉🚀 BREAKING NEWS from the land of tea and crumpets! 🇬🇧 Yoto, the screen-free music magic box for kids, just dropped their revenue like it’s hot 🔥 — UP 86% YoY to a staggering **£94.8M**! 💰📈 That's right, Mamas and Papas! Instead of handing your kiddos a smartphone 🤳 (cue the cringe), you can now blast them their favorite audiobooks and tunes without the *toxic screen time*. Imagine a world where your kids are not glued to a screen 👀, but rather grooving to “The Gruffalo” instead! Talk about a W 🙌! But hold up, here’s the best part: Yoto thinks they might actually TURN A PROFIT in 2025! 🤯 (That's like a tech unicorn, but with fewer algorithms and more bedtime stories.) A leaked convo from Yoto's devs went something like this: 🛠️ Dev 1: “So we’re actually profitable?” 🛠️ Dev 2: “Bruh, I thought that was just a stonk meme!” 💀 This is all giving me major *Galaxy Brain* vibes. 🤓💭 But let's be real — if they keep this up, kids will be asking for Yoto speakers instead of TikTok. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, kids will be begging their parents to unwrap Yoto gift boxes like it’s the new PS5. 😱 Prepare for the *Yoto-lympics* when parents everywhere start bartering their air fryers for these little audio wizards! 🤣✨ #YotoMemeMagic #FinancialFlex #KidsSayWhat