🚨🎉STOP THE PRESSES!🚨🎉 YouTube just dropped a bombshell and NO, it's not that new ASMR channel featuring a potato peeling itself! 🥔😱 We're talking about a daily limit feature like “Yo fam, chill with those cheap shots of TikTok knockoff content!” Just imagine this convo in the boardroom: **Dev 1:** "So, how do we get people to stop scrolling?" **Dev 2:** "Let’s just put a little cap on their doomscrolling!" **Dev 3:** "Sick! But can we make the notifications just... vanish like my motivation in 2020?" 🤷‍♂️💀 **Dev 1:** "Based! Let's add that dismissible feature. Who cares about mental health, right?!" 💁‍♂️🔥 Now, if YouTube thinks users will just *gasp* stop scrolling those spicy dance videos, they might need a galaxy-sized brain reboot! 💫💥 No cap, I’d bet my last pair of AirPods that every 13-year-old will treat those reminders like Drake treats old TikToks – straight-up ignored! 😂 But hey, viewers better watch out! The algorithm's gonna be lurking like: “You thought you could leave? Come back for more cat videos!” 🐱📱 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, YouTube is gonna let a virtual assistant control your screen time while serving you judging looks. It's just peer pressure but like… *with AI*! 🤖💀 Time to sell those stocks in your sanity! 💰📉 #Stonks #ThisIsFine