🚨📱💥 BREAKING: Your Android phone might be chillin’ like a villain, but it’s also basically an open invitation for hackers to use your data as toilet paper. 🧻💀 Guess what, fam? Google’s secret weapon against the dark arts of spam, scams, and sneaky thieves is just LOITERING inside your settings like a punk at a rave. 🤭😱 It’s OFF BY DEFAULT, like when you forget to turn on WiFi and wonder why your internet feels like dial-up in 2023. #Cringe 💡*Leaked Quote from a Totally Legit Developer*: “We thought about turning it on by default… but then we realized people love surprises. Like, who doesn’t want to wake up to a phishing attack?!” 🤡☠️ So, if you wanna flex some security gains instead of being a victim in the cringe-worthy ‘90s hacker movie, TURN IT ON, fam! 🔒🚀 Drake’s pointing at you like “Turn it ON, fam!” while also giving that big *Drake meme* “I’m not saying your phone is trash, but…” 😬🔥 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: If you don’t turn on this security feature right now, your phone will start getting more spam than a 2000s email inbox. Y’all better be ready to buy a new phone at some point—just saying! 💰🤖✨ #Stonks #Copium