🎨🤖 **BREAKING: GOOGLE PIXEL 10 PRO XL COLOR SHOWDOWN – THE FASHION POLICE ARE ON HIGH ALERT!** 🚔💀 Okay fam, listen up! If you thought your choice was just "black," "white," "blue," or "whatever this is," you're LOWKEY sleeping! 😴💤 Google’s Pixel 10 Pro XL has rolled up with a color palette that screams “I have my life together but also *lowkey* go off” 🌈✨. 💬 **Leaked convo between a Googler and their mom:** 👩‍💻 Googler: “Mom, I can’t decide between ‘Just Black’ or ‘Obsidian.'” 👩 Mom: “Son, just pick one before I start following you with a belt! 😤” Each hue is a vibe, okay? Like, stonks for “Sky Blue” if you wanna attract all the water signs, but no cap, “Fog Green” is for the ones who want their phone to look like *bioshock meets the Matrix*! 🤯💚 Zuckerberg is probably out here seething over their marketing game, while Apple is crying in their overpriced aluminum cases (again). 😭💰 🔥 **Unhinged prediction**: By 2025, low-key color choices will be the new dating app profiles. “Oh, you like ‘Coral’ over ‘Midnight’? Swipe right!” 🤯💔 So go ahead, choose your Pixel poison and wield it with pride! 🚀💪 #PixelPower #ColorCringe