🚨👻🎉 IT’S WEDNESDAY, BABY! 🎉👻🚨 Okay fam, gather round ’cause Netflix is dropping the spooky ball!! 🕷️🕸️ Season 2 of ‘Wednesday’ is back LIKE A VAMPIRE AT A BLOOD BANK! 🩸💀 We just got hit by Part 1 of the season last week, and now we’re here waiting on Part 2 like it’s the last sausage at a BBQ. Like, come on, Netflix! 🤡💰 Listen to this leak from an “insider” or whatever: “We wanted to take Wednesday to the next level, so imagine more darkness... like my last Tinder date, fr fr.” 😂🔥👀💔 Miles Millar and Alfred Gough are the masterminds behind it, and they’ve teased MORE creepy-cool vibes and less sunshine ☀️💀. They want our hearts racing faster than Wednesday on her way to a graveyard party. YOU KNOW IT’S GOING TO BE *BLEAK* LIKE MY BANK ACCOUNT! 🚀📉 So let’s keep the hype train rolling, but honestly, if they don't give us more of that “snapping-fingers-in-approval” vibe, then it's a major L. 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: I bet they’ll reveal that Uncle Fester is actually an ex-CEO of a failed crypto startup! Stonks 💰??? #WednesdayIsComing #SpookySeasonAllYear 🖤👻🕷️