🎮💥 **BREAKING: Google DeepMind Unleashes SIMA 2 – Your New Game-BFF or Just a Glorified Goat Simulator? 🐐💀** 💋👾 So, Google DeepMind decided to teach its latest AI agent, SIMA 2, how to absolutely demolish your favorite video games. From No Man’s Sky to Valheim, this lil’ robot is out here moonlighting as your gaming buddy. Meanwhile, your own friends are still farming carrots in Stardew Valley! 🤣 Remember SIMA 1? Yeah, it was like the beta version of your cringey cousin at the family reunion. But now, with Gemini AI hologram magic ✨, SIMA 2 can “understand goals” and “perform complex reasoning” in games??? Bro, I can barely understand my monthly Netflix bill. 💰🔥 Leaked convo from DeepMind’s lab: **Jane Wang:** “We’re not making a consumer-facing product, just for research.” **Imaginary Developer:** “Then why are we teaching it to play Goat Simulator? Is this an academic paper or a meme factory?” 😤💼 But wait—let's not forget that unless this AI can carry my squad in Warzone, all this is moot. 🚀💔 **Hot Take:** In 2025, SIMA 2 will teach itself Fortnite dance moves and start a TikTok channel 🤖💃. Call it—“SIMA’s Shenanigans: AI Gone Wild.” #StonksOrNot 😂🔥