
"Yo, wanna flex on your iMessage? Here’s how to slay backgrounds in iOS 26! 💅✨ #TextGlowUp"
🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 iOS 26 has just dropped like a mixtape from your least favorite SoundCloud rapper, and guess what? YOU CAN NOW ADD BACKGROUNDS TO YOUR TEXT CHATS! 🎉🍏💀 This is NOT a drill, fam! Ever texted the fam and accidentally invited Uncle Larry to discuss your life choices? 🤦♂️ Now you can throw up a background tighter than his jeans so you KNOW you’re chatting with the right peeps! 🙌💯 Just imagine: sparkly rainbows for your BFF 😂🦄, ominous black fog for your “work” group chat (y’all know the vibes) ⛈️💼, or literally anything that screams “I’m avoiding responsibilities” 😂🚀. “Leaked” Developer Quote: “We thought about just letting users choose emojis, but then we wondered if they knew what a JPEG was 🤷♂️.” Apple also slid in a Liquid Glass design, which honestly sounds more like an overpriced cocktail than a phone update! 👀🥂💰 Last week, I saw my bank account cry harder than a kid losing their favorite toy at Chuck E. Cheese when I heard about this “feature”. Hot Take: Get ready for people to put backgrounds that are actually THERAPY sessions because they can't deal with their family chats anymore! 🔥💔🧠 STONKS rising or what?! Time to send your texts with STYLE, amigos. This phone update is just the start; next, we’re getting a feature that reminds you NOT to text your ex. Cope and seethe, Apple haters! 😈💔📱 #iOS26 #BackgroundBoys