🚨BREAKING THREADS NEWS - THE CHAOS CONTINUES! 🚨 So, it turns out that people are still using Threads, which is like saying people still buy Blockbuster VHS tapes in 2023. 🤡💀 Our boy Zuck, aka the social media overlord, 🕶️ has casually dropped a bomb on us while sipping on that Meta Kool-Aid: "Threads on the up and up!" 🥳 That's right, the platform just hit a whopping **400 million monthly users**! Like, can we get a collective "who asked?" 😅💯 **Leaked convo with Zuck's imaginary friend:** 👤 Zuck: "Dude, we've gone from 100 million sign-ups to 400 million faster than you can say 'cringe!'" 👤 Imaginary Friend: "So, is this TikTok for people who can’t dance?” 👤 Zuck: “More like Twitter for people who can’t think! 😂💥” And fam, let's be real — this is like watching a toddler trying to walk. You're rooting for them but simultaneously prepared for the impending faceplant. 😬🔥 But hey, if Threads keeps climbing, I’m putting my money on a meme-stonk 🚀 (yes, I know, how financially irresponsible) 📈💰. Prediction time: In 2024, Threads will outnumber Earth’s population or it goes full cringe mode and gets left behind like the ugly kid at prom. Y'all better bet on that! 💀🪙 #Stonks