🔥🚀 Attn: Threadlords and X-ers! 🚀🔥 Meta's throwing down the gauntlet! 💪💥 They just dropped a bombshell: THREADS now lets you crank out a whopping **10,000 characters**! 😱 That’s like the social media version of a *4-hour Marvel movie* — this is fine, right? 😂💔💩 👀 Meta's all like, “Hey, we know you LOVE writing essays on social media that nobody asked for! So here’s your chance to bore everyone in style!” 🎤🎤 And you're gonna have links too, so you can lead your followers down the deep rabbit hole of your mediocre blog 🤡💀. It's basically a "Please read my manifesto" button. Imagine Drake pointing to your long post while saying, “Look at this quality content that nobody cares about.” 🍕💰💯 And what’s next? AI-generated threads that spout out your thoughts for you? Instead of thoughtful discourse, we get *AI memes stealing your whole vibe* 😜💔! 🔥💡**Leaked quote from a still-breathing developer**: “We were going for quality, but then we realized people just want to keystroke their depression and promote their Etsy shops.” 😩💀 Prediction: Threads is going full-on *J.K. Rowling* and will somehow try to rewrite the laws of social media and make us all feel guilty for not reading 10K of random rants. **Mark my words**: soon we’ll be getting app alerts for “new personal essays” from *that one dude* you followed out of pity. 🤖📚💥