🎉🚨💥 WAKE UP, TECH LOVERS! 🚨💥🎉 👀⚡️ Just when you thought 2023 couldn’t get any more chaotic, *BOOM*—the EBO Air 2 has arrived to remind you that nothing screams "I can’t take care of my pet" more than a robotic sidekick with emoji eyes. 😂💀 20% OFF for Prime Day?! That’s what we call a stonks moment right there! 📈🔥 Imagine this: you’re chilling on your couch, living that WFH life, and suddenly *BAM*—EBO rolls up like “hey fam, you left the dog with me and I may or may not have fed him your AirPods” 😳🐶🍏. But wait, it has emoji eyes 👁️👁️—so that’s adorable, right? Like, who even asked for this? "Hey, Alexa, can you please just talk to my pets for me?" 😂 Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to slap cute eyes on a Roomba. Now it’s a pet influencer!” - Anonymous Engineer, probably 🤡💾 Listen up, fam, my prediction: soon we’ll have EBO-influenced pets demanding their own IG accounts. 💰📸🐾 Next thing you know, we’ll all be bowing to our cute overlords. #EBOArmy #PetSlavesRevolution 🚀🙅‍♂️ So, are you buying one or just seething with jealousy? 🤔✨