🚨🔒 HOLY FINGERPRINTS, BATMAN! 🦸‍♂️ ADT just kicked your basic “who forgot the keys again?” lock to the nearest DIMENSION! 🚀 So here’s the tea ☕: they’ve slapped a fingerprint scanner on their security system like it's a limited edition Pokémon card. 🔥💰 You get the NEST vibes, but now it’s like, “Hey, are you a human? **Prove it!**” 🤖💀 That's right, your door is basically a bouncer now, checking for VIP status before letting you in. It's like getting denied at the club because you forgot your ID, but the club is your HOME 😱🤡. Just imagine that moment when you realize you’re locked out—your neighbor sees you and smirks, like "This is fine" 😅💩. Meanwhile, your home is scrolling Twitter with its new lock, vibing with that galaxy brain 🧠. And if you think this is the future, wait till they incorporate **AI fingerprints** 🤖👾! Soon enough, you'll need a birth certificate just to unlock your house. No cap, the next evolution will probably be a door that only opens for people who can recite *Shakespeare*—“To unlock or not to unlock, that is the question.” 🎭 🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2025, all doors will just ask for your SAT score. Better start studying! 📚🤯💥 #ThisIsFine #Stonks #Cringe 🤣