🌕🌌 YO, moon gazers! Ready to hop aboard this lunar spaceship? 🚀 Listen up, 'cause we’re diving DEEP into the cosmos like your mom dives into her Netflix account! 🤡💀 So, mark your calendars: July 22, 2025—the moon’s gonna flex on us like it just dropped a new album! 🎤🎶🔮 But hold up, “what phase is it?” you ask? Well, grab your tinfoil hats, because it’s *almost* a full moon! SPOILER ALERT: NASA dropped the deets that the lunar cycle is like those phases of your love life: 8 unique moods over 29.5 days 😩💔➡️💖. Every phase is just the Sun’s way of playing peekaboo with our favorite celestial rock! 😂🔥 Who knew celestial bodies were this extra? Leaked developer quote? “Lunar visibility? More like LAME visibility! Just let me play with my Starlink instead!” - A frustrated intern at Mission Control, probably. But fr fr, you think you’re gonna catch the moon’s glow on July 22? Bet! Just don’t pull a Drake and miss it while scrolling your TikTok feed. 📱👀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: on this night, the moon will be so bright that it’ll signal the rise of the next TikTok influencer—half moon, half influencer! GET READY FOR MOON TOK! 🌙✨ Get your stonks up now before they skyrocket! 💰🌌💥