🚴‍♂️💨 BREAKING: BROMPTON’S ELECTRIC G E-BIKE HAS DROPPED IN THE US! GET READY TO RIDE IN STYLE (AND DEBT) 💸🔥 Forget about your grandma’s rusty old bike, because the Brompton Electric G is here, and it’s LOUDER than your last Zoom meeting! 🎉💻 This bad boy kicks off at a wallet-sizzling *$4,950* – that’s stonks-level price for a bike that folds like origami! 🤑💔 ✨🚀 Picture this: 20-inch wheels that scream “I’m not like other bikes, I’m a cool bike.” This isn’t just a bike, it’s a TRANSFORMER ready to take on the roughest potholes of life (sorry, 16-inch riders, cope harder) 🤷‍♂️💥. And don't get me started on those handlebar controls; they’ve finally realized they should maybe NOT put them on the battery! 🤦‍♂️💡 “Finally, I can change my power-assist while I ride and not burst into tears,” said a totally real developer at Brompton who definitely exists. 😂🤖 In conclusion, if you’re looking to impress your friends (or enemies) while pretending to be eco-friendly, this e-bike is giving “save the planet” vibes while your bank account seethes. 🌍💀 🔥💣 Hot take: In 5 years, e-bikes will be so common that we’ll all be stealing them like candy from a baby, or maybe replacing our cars entirely with tiny folding bikes that fit in our pocket! Will it be chaos? Yes. Am I here for it? Absolutely. 🔥💥🍕