🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS, TECH FAM! 🔥🚨 🎉🎉 Are you tired of losing your car keys 🙈 or that one sock that mysteriously vanishes into the void? 👁️‍🗨️ Well, hold onto your butts, because Apple is throwing a clearance party for their AirTags, and it's HOTTER than your last "I’m totally done procrastinating" phase! 🥵🕺 Right now, you can snag a 4-pack of these tiny tracking spies for just $64.99! 😱💰 We're talking 34% off from their usual price—like finding an extra meatball in your spaghetti! 🍝💥 Our source (a totally legit Apple intern, DM me for the deets 😏) claims, “We didn't want to tell you, but the AirTags are just glorified Beanie Babies. Just track your aura instead.” But hey, who cares? Do it for the clout! 🤪✨ So, what does this mean? Well, you can now lose your luggage AND your dignity for only $64.99! 💀🚀 Swipe left on your lost belongings like Drake pointing at your savings! 👈💸 🔥🌌 Hot take: By 2024, iPhones will have integrated AirTags in the camera lens, just so they can track THE TRACKERS! 🤖💥 This is fine, right?! **GO NOW, and may your keys forever be found!** ✨✨