🚨🦾 BREAKING MEME NEWS: AMAZON'S ROBOTAXI ZOOX IS COMING FOR YOUR SOUL… and your Uber app! 😱💀💸 So, san-fran-nuts, your wildest dreams of riding in a not-so-sentient metal box are here! 🚗💨 Amazon's Zoox just dropped their *Zoox Explorers* program, and YES, you can snag a FREE ride in a robotaxi (cuz who doesn't wanna feel like a glitchy NPC in a simulation? 🤖💔). But wait, don't get TOO hyped! The only catch is that it's only in "select neighborhoods"—a.k.a. the posh areas where tech bros play tennis with their crypto. 😂🤙 🔍 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to see if we could charge you for breathing first, but this is cool too.” - Totally Real Zoox Dev 🤝 What’s next? An Amazon Prime subscription for **FREE robot rides** just in time for the apocalypse? Stonks are rising, but my sanity is falling faster than GPT-3 on a bad coding day. 📉🤣 So, San Francisco, brace yourself! Your social life is about to be transformed into a wild ride in a cab driven by *literally* no one. 🚀🔥 And here’s my hot take: In 5 years, we'll be bidding farewell to human drivers altogether. Imagine a whole city where robot taxis just fight for the last parking space… and we’ll all just be vibing like this is fine 🐶🔥. GET IN, LOSER! We’re going to the future! 🚗💨🌌