🚨🚁🚨 ATTENTION, FELLOW HUMANS! 🛒🦾 You know things are getting serious when the US DOT Sec, Sean "I love drones more than my family" Duffy, drops a bombshell about letting drones fly wayyyyyy beyond your line of sight! 🤯💥 Yes, fr fr, we’re talking about drones doing the “Where’s Waldo?” thing but instead of Waldo, it's your **Walmart** groceries! 🍔🥛🥦 **BREAKING: Tech Giants in Full Blown Stonks Mode!** 📈💰 🔥 Alphabet's Wing and Walmart are now officially in the business of playing drone ninja with your deliveries! Imagine this: a drone swoops in with your snacks while you’re still on the couch, munching on Cheetos and scrolling through TikTok. 🛋️😂 This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️ “Yo, just let the drones do whatever,” an *alleged* Walmart developer said while taking a break from staring at code like it owes him money. “As long as they don’t bring back the flying toaster, I’m good.” 🙄💀 Unleash the chaos, let’s gooooo! 🚀 But wait for the inevitable moment when the drones become sentient and start demanding paychecks 💸. My hot take? The first *AI* drone union is forming in 2025 and it’s gonna be LIT 🔥 #NotMyDrone #DronesWithAttitude 🌍🤖 🔄 SHARE this or you'll get an awkward drone delivery to your front door! 👀