🚨Tech Alert!🚨 Scientists just dropped some mad knowledge on us and it’s wilder than your grandma's TikTok dance moves! 💃💨 Say hello to the misunderstood “photophoresis” effect, which sounds like a fancy word for “we’re about to launch metal sheets into the stratosphere.” 🌌🔥 Yeah, you heard that right. That cute lil’ thing known as the Crookes radiometer (you know, the weird glass bulb your boomer uncle has on his coffee table) can actually make metal levitate like it’s auditioning for a role in *Harry Potter* 💫🧙‍♂️. Think of it as a Stonk-Machine for physics! 📈🔮 But hold up—everyone’s so busy gawking at the spinning blades that nobody’s put on their scientist glasses to realize they’ve been missing the big brain energy behind it! “Bro, I thought it just looked cool,” one confused intern claimed. “But now I’m ready to build my own metal spaceship out of this!” 🚀🤷‍♂️ To all the skeptics: stop seething, because this could revolutionize the way we think about materials! 🤖✨ Get ready for a future where every picnic is a blast-off event! 🚀 🍗 And ya know what’s next? LEAKED: “In 2050, we’re launching an intergalactic BBQ using photophoresis. 🔥🔥 #NoCap” Stay tuned, because if this theory takes off, you might soon be the proud owner of a floating GrillMaster 3000! 🍖💰💸