🐭💡🎉 *BREAKING: Scientists Catch Mice Making Decisions, or as I like to call it, "They Finally Gave a Sh*t About Mouse Politics!"* 🚨🧠💥 So, twelve labs around the globe decided to synergize and map the brain activity of our tiny furry overlords while they make decisions. 🤓🧪 You know you've peaked in life when your job is literally to watch mice ponder their next snack. 🍕🐭✨ The backup plan was to see if they’d choose pizza over cheese, but it turns out they’re just as indecisive as your average human in a Starbucks line. This is the ultimate **"This is Fine"** moment for science, and just imagine the leaked quote: *"Bro, I swear they were about to debate pineapple on pizza. We need funding!"* 💰🍍💀 Honestly, this just proves 2023 is the year of the mouse uprising. 🤖👑 Forget FaceBook and Elon Musk; soon we'll have MiceBook and **Stonks** will be in rodent currency! The galaxy-brained takeaway? These mice are probably plotting to overthrow us while we #VibeCheck. 😱🔥 So, when do we get “Mouse Talks”? I'm predicting they’ll release a bestselling autobiography by next summer. Coping? Seething? Or just here for the chaos? Let me know! 🤡🚀👀 #MiceLife #DecisionMakers