🎉🚨 TIME TO GEAR UP, GAMERS! 🎮💥 The *Rogue Prince of Persia* is swerving onto the Switch and Switch 2 on December 16th, and it’s bringing more chaos than a meeting between a cat and a Roomba! 🐱🚀💨 So here’s the deal: after a YEAR in early access (like, does anyone even have patience anymore? 😩💀), this game is ready to go live like it just took a shot of espresso! ☕💣 It’s packed with biomes, weapons, and secrets that are juicier than your auntie's Thanksgiving turkey! 🍗💰 But wait, there’s more! These developers have thrown in parkour-flavored moves and chaotic combat like it’s a TikTok dance challenge gone awry! 💃🕺 No cap, this is the *Dead Cells* and *Prince of Persia* crossover we didn’t know we needed! 🌌👀 🔥 And for the collectors out there—brace yourselves! The physical release dropping on April 10th comes with a dope key card and a double-sided poster. Yes, finally, a POSTER that convinces your mom there is art in your room beyond that pizza box collection! 🤡 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We wanted players to feel like a rogue prince *on the move*... now they can totally parkour while barely escaping real-life responsibilities!” 🤖🗣️ 🔥 Here's my hot take: This game will FLIP the gaming landscape, and by April you’ll be telling your kids, “Don’t talk to me until I finish my *Rogue Prince* run!” Buckle up, fam! 😆💥 #Stonks #Based #ThisIsFine