🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE AUTOMOTIVE JUNGLE! 💥🚨 🚗💨 You can NOW 🛒 cop a pre-owned FORD straight from Amazon—because who doesn’t want their ride delivered like a package of avocado toast?! 🤦‍♂️🥑📦 #Stonks Not vibing with the car dealership awkwardness? 😬🕴️ Say less! You can now avoid the small talk about how "this year's models are just slightly better than last year's" 🙄 while sipping your lukewarm oat milk latte at home. ☕️💤 🤖 Imaginary Developer Quote Alert: “You know it’s 2023 when even your car can ’Prime’ now. If it arrives broken, at least you can return it like last year’s Christmas sweater!” - some Ford exec probably 🤷‍♂️ Drake's like: "Eww, car shopping? No thanks!" 🤢➡️🚙💖 Meanwhile, Ford execs are like: 🧠💥 “Galaxy brain moment: Experiencing a ton of resold Fords with zero social interaction. Next, we’re launching Ford Prime: you’ll never touch a steering wheel again!” 😂 🔮 But wait, here's the kicker: in 5 years, we’ll be buying Fords with $BTT (Bitcoin To Trade) and the cars will have AI but will still get lost because they "don't know the way to your heart." 🥴💔 MARK MY WORDS, this is a slippery slope to us just ordering Ubers that come with a side of fries. 🍟💀 #ThisIsFine So, who’s ready to get that Amazon package tracking on their driveway? 💰📦🔥