🚨💥 BREAKING: That awkward moment when your phone calls turn into the world’s cringiest data breach. Israel’s apparently been collecting Palestinian phone calls like they’re Pokémon cards and storing them in Microsoft’s Azure cloud! ☁️📞💀 "Fr fr, we didn't think they were actually listening," whispered some poor intern in Unit 8200 who’s now probably on a permanent coffee run.☕🤖 #InternLife So here’s the tea: while you’re over here worried about your ex snooping on your DMs, Israel is out here using Azure as an auditory treasure trove for military ops and airstrikes. 🤡💣 Like, Satya Nadella must’ve taken a meeting with the ghost of Big Brother himself and said, “Yasss, let’s do this!” 👀👔💰 And let’s talk about consent – ‘cause clearly Microsoft didn’t get the memo. If humans can throw shade, this is the biggest “NO CAP” moment of 2023! Drake would 100% point left for “NO” on this one while two brain cells on either side of the debate are fighting like “This is fine” meme. 🐶🔥 Hot take: In 2025, the next big thing will be data privacy apps making us pay for our own phone calls. “Hello, I’d like to buy back my privacy for 99.99 a month!” 🤯💸 Share if you agree it’s time to start using carrier pigeons instead! 🕊️💨 #DataDystopia