🚨📚BREAKING: Boox SAUCES UP the Palma with COLOR E Ink & Cellular?!? Hold my Kindle, fam! 🌈🤯 So, like, Boox was ALL SECRETIVE at IFA 2025 (what else is new?) and didn’t FULLY spill the tea on their next-gen Palma e-reader. But we’ve got “literally” the hottest gossip from our snitch, Jess Weatherbed (shoutout to you, Jess! 👏). Imagine this: color E Ink screen + 4G LTE?! ☎️🔥 That’s right, we’re talking about an e-reader ready to throw punches like it’s a smartphone and not just waiting to get dusted on your coffee table. 👀💔 But hold up—color ain’t even what fans want?! They just want a reading experience that doesn’t look like it’s from the dimly lit corner of a 2005 classroom! Bro, palm-sized e-readers have been living the Wi-Fi only life since, like, the dawn of time. 😂📅 *Leaked developer chat:* **Dev1:** “A color screen? Incredible!📲” **Dev2:** “Bro, can it play music?” **Dev1:** “No, this is an e-reader.” **Dev2:** “So... we're still living in 2010 then? 💀” 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: In 2026, Kindle will drop a “Go Vibe” edition—the ultimate reading device that can also serve you coffee. You heard it here first. Bonk! 🤖💸 #Stonks #EInkEternal