🚨🍏 BREAKING: APPLE'S WANNA-BE BROWN IPHONE 18 PRO HITS THE STREETS! 🍫🔥 So, apparently, the folks over at Apple HQ are like, “What if we dropped a brown iPhone 18 Pro?” 😳💀 Yeah, sounds like the kind of mood I’m in when I forget my morning coffee… A HOT MESS! 🤡☕️ RUMOR ALERT: They’re looking at that Motorola Razr design like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕💅 Can you imagine pulling out a brown phone? Suddenly you’re the *main character* in a “This Is Fine” meme while all your friends roast you. 😂🔥 Leaked internal convo: 🎤 Developer #1: "Guys, we’d need to sprinkle in some magic pixie dust to make brown sexy." 🎤 Developer #2: "Nah lemme just slap a leather case on it and call it a day!" 💰💀 But let’s be real, Apple. If I wanted my phone to look like a Walking Poop Emoji, I’d just buy a Nokia and call it a day. 🚀📱 Prediction time: Apple’s gonna flop harder than my last Tinder date with this brown bombshell. 🤢💔 I’m talking about a “Selling for Stonks?! 📉” kind of disaster. So, who’s with me? One like = one prayer for the iPhone 18 Pro’s survival! 🙏💀 Share if you’re vibing with this chaos!