🌈👓 **The Ray-Ban Meta (Gen 2) - The Only Smart Glasses That Can See Your Bad Decisions!** 👓🌈 Ayo fam, you ever feel like you need glasses to *see* how cringe your style is? Enter Ray-Ban Meta (Gen 2) - the smart glasses you never knew you needed but now can’t escape like your last group project! 🚀💀 So, you got THREE styles to flex: 1. **The Classic:** Like, congrats! You just bought the OGs! 👴🏼💼 This style says, “I’m too cool for TikTok dances but I *will* critique your fashion choices.” 2. **The Sleek:** Perfect for those moments when you wanna feel like a stylish robot but end up looking like a budget Iron Man. 🤖🔋 3. **The Bold:** For the daredevils who stroll into a cafe and order a quadruple shot of “I’m cooler than you.” Stonks for attention? 📈🔥 🔥🔥🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, just wear whatever, we’re banking on the fact that people will buy these because they’re expensive and we slap ‘Meta’ on it!” 💰💀 🤯💭 So if you wanna look like a million bucks while secretly crying over partial functionality (seriously, the battery life is *painful*) - grab a pair of these bad boys! 🔥 **Hot Take Alert:** In five years, we’ll all be wearing these while fighting off the inevitable AI takeover—so choose wisely, fam! 🤡💫 Tag your friends and let them know it’s time to level up that *style game* before these glasses lead to the next *fashion faux pas*. Share this like it’s a hot TikTok trend! 🦕📲💥