💀🔥 BREAKING: Google Home is *finally* letting you control your smart devices from the web! 🎉🤖 After what feels like a decade-long sleepover in an algorithmic coma, Google decided to roll out this feature like it's 2015. 🎈✨ You heard it here first: now you can turn your lights on and off from your desktop—because who doesn’t want to feel like a wizard in their own home? 🧙‍♂️ But let’s be real: if you’re still using a web app to control your smart fridge, you might as well be living in a cave. 🏞️ 👀 “We realized people might wanna do more than just whisper commands to their AI overlords,” said the imaginary Google dev who totally doesn't exist. “So we thought, why not give them a web app too? Stonks!” 📈💯 Drake's pointing meme: Not using this? *Your loss, fam* 😎. You could've been living that smart life, but NO, you had to be a caveman. 🐒 So here’s my hot take: in 2024, Google will *totally* drop a new feature that lets you telepathically control your lightbulbs. Mark my words, fam! Just remember to cope and seethe when the next update drops 🧠💥.