🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Gmail just discovered online shopping and dropped a new *Purchases Tab* like it's hot! 🛒🔥 Say goodbye to that chaotic inbox where your "Yo, did I really buy 27 things from Amazon?" questions go to die. 🤔💀 Now, you can see ALL your shopping confirmations and tracking updates in one cozy little corner like your mom’s basement when you’re avoiding adulting. No cap, this EXISTS! 🥴 Imagine Google engineers laughing while sipping overpriced coffee, saying, "We finally figured out how to take your money and make it easier to track! Stonks?!" 💰📈 But fr fr, let's be real. Meanwhile, your bank account is out here like this: Drake: “I’m sorry, I can’t help myself.” 🤷‍♂️💵 *also Drake pointing angrily at your impulse buys* And just when you thought the world couldn't get any cringier, here comes Google with a tool that literally nobody asked for 🤡📧. "Leaked developer quote" from a Google intern: "Honestly, we just wanted to see if anyone would notice. Next step: a tab for your Netflix binges. You in?" 😂🍿 So buckle up, fam! Prediction time: In 2025, Gmail will *literally* just be a shopping mall. You’ll wake up, and your inbox will look like an Amazon warehouse exploded 💥. Get ready for some serious consumer chaos! 🌌🚀 #RetailTherapyMadness