🚨🤣 STOP RIGHT THERE, CRYPTONERDS! 🚨 The latest episode of "Tech Scams Gone Wild" just dropped, and it's a doozy! Meet *Safery*—the Chrome extension that *definitely* doesn’t want to rob you blind! It promises to be your "secure wallet for managing Ethereum," but listen fam, that’s like saying a wolf in sheep's clothing is just a cozy blanket. 😂🐑💔 📉 Researchers have pulled back the curtain on this beefcake of a scam. It steals your Ethereum wallet seed phrases *quicker than you can say “blockchain”*—and believe me, that’s FAST. 🚀💰 👀 As one "developer" (probably sipping a Monster) said while seething, “We thought it was just a fun brand name, *Safer-y* - like ‘safer’ but also *not* at all!” 🤡💀 Meanwhile, you’re out here *investing* in Ethereum like it's stonks, but this extension's got more tricks than a magician at a toddler's birthday party. 🪄🎉 🔥🔥 *PREDICTION ALERT* 🔥🔥: Within 6 months, everyone will start using *Sui* to create their own “secure” wallets just to cope with the mass hysteria. Think your friend’s Ethereum is safe? Nah, they’ll be pulling a “this is fine” meme while their wallet gets roofied. 😂💔 Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! #StayWoke #NoCap #CryptoDrama 📉💀