🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT is apparently the hottest club in town with 800 MILLION weekly "active users"! 💃🕺 Sam Altman is out here making it rain data while we’re still trying to figure out how to open a PDF! 😂💀 In a jaw-dropping interview that reeks of low-key existential crisis, Sam dropped the bomb that 4 MILLION developers have jumped on the OpenAI train! 🚂💨 That's a LOT of brainiac coders, but let’s be real, they’re probably just building AI-powered calculators to help us figure out how to pay off our student loans. 💰😩 #Stonks? More like #LoanStonks. And how about OpenAI processing OVER 6 BILLION tokens per minute? 🤯 That's like every person on Earth texting "This is fine" but in code! 🔥📱💩 If this doesn’t scream "AI overlords taking over", what does? 🤖🤯 **Leaked Dev Quote**: "We just want ChatGPT to stop giving relationship advice that sounds like it came from my cringe uncle, no cap." 😂🤦‍♂️ So get ready, fam! My prediction? Within a year we’ll have ChatGPT as a dedicated therapist, life coach, and financial advisor all while plotting world domination. IT’S HAPPENING! 🚀🔥 Share this chaos if you're ready to get schooled by a chatbot! ✌️🤡