🚨🌕🛸 Buckle up, moonlings! We’re diving into some lunar-sauce tea that’s MORE exciting than your ex’s new partner! 😱💔💫 Ever stared at the moon and thought, “Wow, I’m just a speck on this spinning rock!”? 🌍💀 Same! But get this: On August 15, 2025, we won't just be staring into the void— we’ll be SEETHING at a WANING GIBBOUS! 🤯💔 Yeah, you heard that right! This celestial peach will be 58% lit, just like my confidence before coffee! ☕✨ Now, a *leaked developer quote* from a totally legit NASA intern (who definitely didn't just spill this on the Cosmo subreddit): “The moon? A fading rock that just can’t let go... kinda like your last bad relationship.” 😅🔮✨ And listen, folks, this lunar cycle nonsense takes 29.5 DAYS! Like, who has time for that when there's a trending TikTok to yell at? 🤡🤖 🔥🔥 But here’s the REAL tea—if 2025 is the year of Gibbous glory, you might as well put a full moon filter on your selfies and live your best life, because who cares about stonks when the moon’s gibbous and we’re vibing? 🚀💰 So get ready for a totally unhinged prediction: by 2025, the moon will NOT be our satellite anymore. It will transform into a TikTok star, doing moonwalks for clout! 😂🥳🌙 #MoonTok #WaningGibbousVibes