🚨🎉 BREAKING: APPLE'S TAX-FREE BLACK MARKET is here, and it’s more lit than a thousand overpriced iPhone chargers! 🔥💰 That’s right, fam! If you’re chilling in one of those *super elite* NINE states (no, not Wakanda), you can snag that shiny Apple goodness without paying the state sales tax! 💸🍏 It’s like finding out the secret menu at your local fast food joint, but instead you get a MacBook and a lifetime of crippling debt! 🙃💻💀 👀💬 “Dude, I just saved like, a whole 3% on my new iPhone, guess it’s time to invest in stocks… or just more Apple products?” - *imaginary tech bro who definitely skips leg day* But wait, it gets better! This tax-free zone happens for just a few days a year! Think of it as *Black Friday* meets *Dodgeball*, where only the quick and the absurdly lucky snag the holy grail of tech! 🏃‍♂️💨 If you miss it, just remember: **this is fine** meme face as you fork over that 10% later, while the rest of us bask in our money-saving glory! 🤡🤑 Prediction time: In 2030, Apple will legally declare “sales tax” a form of “existential baggage,” making every product a subscription service, and the economy… one giant meme. ✨🚀 No cap! Get ready to flex your tax-free purchases on TikTok like it’s 2024! #TaxSeasonWho? 🍎💸✌️✨ Share this chaos!